Barnaby: The Tender Tough Guy (Founding Misfit #001 Candidate) | Ugly Cute Plush - Weirdcore Toy

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SPECIMEN ID: #001 | BARNABY

Status: Permanently Disappointed.

Exhibit: Observed in its natural habitat (No thoughts, just vibes).

Barnaby isn't here to motivate you. He's here to acknowledge that life is weird and sometimes you just want to stare at a wall for three hours.

Intelligence Level	0.01% (barely maintaining posture)
Primary Skill	Judgemental staring, absorbing deadline stress.

Note: No thoughts. Just Vibes.

Color Black Blue Brown Red

Dimensions 30cm

50503 in stock