The Snot-Pulling Guru | Ugly Cute Plush - Weirdcore Toy

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SPECIMEN ID: #002 | THE SNOT-PULLING GURU

Status: Transcended beyond hygiene.

Exhibit: Observed in its natural habitat (No thoughts, just vibes).

The Guru doesn't need a tissue; he needs a student. His snot represents the flow of the universe—sometimes long, sometimes green, always there.

Intelligence Level	0.001% (Thinking only of moss)
Primary Skill	Elastic green snot, infinite patience.

Note: No thoughts. Just Vibes.

Color Brown

high 23x25cm 30cm 40cm

10714 in stock