The Judgy Kitten: Small Cat with Big Opinions | Ugly Cute Plush - Weirdcore Toy

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SPECIMEN ID: #012 | THE JUDGY KITTEN

Status: Verdict: Guilty (of everything).

Exhibit: Observed in its natural habitat (No thoughts, just vibes).

This kitten doesn't want your cuddles; she wants your explanation. With eyes narrowed to blue-teal slits, she is the supreme judge of your life choices.

THE WEIRDO SPECS (Technical Errors)

Intelligence Level	Critical
Primary Skill	High-intensity squinting, soul-crushing silence.
Best For	People who forgot how to vibe, weirdo collectors.

Note: No thoughts. Just Vibes.