{"product_id":"the-tender-tough-guy-muscle-gorilla-plush","title":"Barnaby: The Tender Tough Guy (Founding Misfit #001 Candidate) | Ugly Cute Plush - Weirdcore Toy","description":"\n    \u003ch2\u003eSPECIMEN ID: #001 | BARNABY\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStatus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanently Disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/sc02.alicdn.com\/kf\/Acf4353da16304c18a813824c66970db6C.png\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; border-radius: 12px; border: 2px solid #39FF14;\" alt=\"BARNABY Vibes\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-style: italic; color: #666; font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003eExhibit: Observed in its natural habitat (No thoughts, just vibes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eBarnaby isn't here to motivate you. He's here to acknowledge that life is weird and sometimes you just want to stare at a wall for three hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3\u003eTHE WEIRDO SPECS (Technical Errors)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: #fdfcf5;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntelligence Level\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e0.01% (barely maintaining posture)\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrimary Skill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eJudgemental staring, absorbing deadline stress.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: No thoughts. Just Vibes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    ","brand":"CJ Dropshipping","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 30cm","offer_id":48650978132225,"sku":"CJMR134717002BY","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 30cm","offer_id":48650978164993,"sku":"CJMR134717001AZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 30cm","offer_id":48650978197761,"sku":"CJMR134717004DW","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 30cm","offer_id":48650978230529,"sku":"CJMR134717003CX","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/5607\/0913\/files\/A1ed8cffe9d144d85960ae177dd8e84e65.webp?v=1777386957","url":"https:\/\/www.uglycuteplushies.com\/products\/the-tender-tough-guy-muscle-gorilla-plush","provider":"UglyCute Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}