{"product_id":"super-cute-triceratops-plush-toy-model-gift","title":"The Existential Dino | Ugly Cute Plush - Weirdcore Toy","description":"\n    \u003ch2\u003eSPECIMEN ID: #016 | THE EXISTENTIAL DINO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStatus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Missing the Mesozoic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/sc02.alicdn.com\/kf\/A4cc3f08c9f10453794f4a466a3232150Z.png\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; border-radius: 12px; border: 2px solid #39FF14;\" alt=\"THE EXISTENTIAL DINO Specimen Scene\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-style: italic; color: #666; font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003eExhibit: Observed in its natural habitat (No thoughts, just vibes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eHe has a cookie, but he also has questions. Why did the asteroids come? Why is this cookie so small? A triceratops with a lot on his mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3\u003eTHE WEIRDO SPECS (Technical Errors)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: #fdfcf5;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntelligence Level\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eConfused by the stars\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrimary Skill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eHolding bitten cookies, wondering if he is real.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003ePeople who forgot how to vibe, weirdo collectors.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: No thoughts. Just Vibes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    ","brand":"CJ Dropshipping","offers":[{"title":"Brwon \/ 38cm from mouth to tail","offer_id":48667922432257,"sku":"CJMR118029301AZ","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/5607\/0913\/files\/A9eeff51144bd4303b89d37488a72cbeaQ.webp?v=1777468379","url":"https:\/\/www.uglycuteplushies.com\/products\/super-cute-triceratops-plush-toy-model-gift","provider":"UglyCute Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}