{"product_id":"sichuan-golden-snub-nosed-monkey-plush-toy","title":"THE SNUB-NOSED WEIRDO | 川金丝猴","description":"\n    \u003ch2\u003eSPECIMEN ID: #019 | THE SNUB-NOSED WEIRDO | 川金丝猴\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStatus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Exhausted by human presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \n    \n        \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n          \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/sc02.alicdn.com\/kf\/Ac061977215f2487bade3b326aa026caaM.png\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; border-radius: 12px; border: 2px solid #39FF14;\" alt=\"THE SNUB-NOSED WEIRDO | 川金丝猴 Vibes\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \n\n    \u003cp\u003eStraight from the misty peaks, this golden snub-nosed monkey has zero patience for your spreadsheets. 100% blue-faced indifference in a golden fluffy package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3\u003eTHE WEIRDO SPECS (Technical Errors)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: #fdfcf5;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntelligence Level\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eNoble but annoyed\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrimary Skill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eSnub-nose twitching, golden fur insulation.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003ePeople who forgot how to vibe, weirdo collectors.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: No thoughts. Just Vibes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    ","brand":"CJ Dropshipping","offers":[{"title":"Monkey","offer_id":48671652544769,"sku":"CJMR147275401AZ","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/5607\/0913\/files\/Af1ebe78120bc4570beac2cfc3f300627b.webp?v=1777468506","url":"https:\/\/www.uglycuteplushies.com\/products\/sichuan-golden-snub-nosed-monkey-plush-toy","provider":"UglyCute Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}