{"product_id":"new-capibara-snot-withdraw-doll-doll-plush-toy-capybara-ugly-and-cute-pillow-capybara-online-influencer-cute","title":"The Snot-Pulling Guru | Ugly Cute Plush - Weirdcore Toy","description":"\n    \u003ch2\u003eSPECIMEN ID: #002 | THE SNOT-PULLING GURU\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStatus:\u003c\/strong\u003e Transcended beyond hygiene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/sc02.alicdn.com\/kf\/Ac661e964159e4c7d8249807e12bbb7f3N.png\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; border-radius: 12px; border: 2px solid #39FF14;\" alt=\"THE SNOT-PULLING GURU Vibes\"\u003e\n      \u003cp style=\"font-style: italic; color: #666; font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003eExhibit: Observed in its natural habitat (No thoughts, just vibes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eThe Guru doesn't need a tissue; he needs a student. His snot represents the flow of the universe—sometimes long, sometimes green, always there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003ch3\u003eTHE WEIRDO SPECS (Technical Errors)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; background-color: #fdfcf5;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntelligence Level\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e0.001% (Thinking only of moss)\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #121212;\"\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrimary Skill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003eElastic green snot, infinite patience.\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: No thoughts. Just Vibes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    ","brand":"CJ Dropshipping","offers":[{"title":"Brown \/ 23x25cm","offer_id":48643761570049,"sku":"CJMR190065101AZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 30cm","offer_id":48643761602817,"sku":"CJMR190065102BY","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 40cm","offer_id":48643761635585,"sku":"CJMR190065103CX","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/5607\/0913\/files\/A94cfc86ac75a4b54bf7d100dc1044882T.webp?v=1777385760","url":"https:\/\/www.uglycuteplushies.com\/products\/new-capibara-snot-withdraw-doll-doll-plush-toy-capybara-ugly-and-cute-pillow-capybara-online-influencer-cute","provider":"UglyCute Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}